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If only that cup holder was designed to keep beverages hot (or cold) then maybe we could... NAH! It would still look scottish-bagpiper-hairy-ass-ugly.

I'll talk to them when they make the "Assassins Creed" version of the hoodie.

I'd have it triggered by pulling a chandelier on the wall.

In one side, curved means more ergonomy. However this seems to be touchscreen-based.

Imagine Ben and Jerry's suing Good Humor because they make vanilla ice cream. That is how stupid this looks.

Apple: "DADDY!! SAMSUNG IS COPYING ME!!"

Would it be of any use if I removed the handlebar and took it with me while the bike is chained?

Who wants them, you say? One word. Hipsters.

There is one way RIM could save themselves. Forget the smartphone business and develop warp drives for space travel. Or, you know, innovate. Microsoft just got themselves a lot of attention by attaching a flat keyboard to a tablet.

I think I might speak for everyone in the planet when I say that at the very least deep down in a remote corner of our little selves, we want to round up everyone who has been an asshole to us and put them either in this theather, or in Jesus's version of this theather, or, you know, simply return their general…

I've always wondered if taking the handlebars off would be an appropriate deterrent. Imagine a set of bars made to be easily taken off, and some kind of heavy duty cap to cover the hole while you are away, locked like one of those fancy solid one-piece padlocks. How the heck would you drive away with it?

A watch is comfortable to wear, digital watches include easily accessible functions, and quite honestly, it is easier for me to look at my wrist than pull out my phone. Also, I am going to sound weird, but if we could miniaturize a phone enough to become wearable as a watch, with a small, discrete bluetooth headset,…

Well, it may not be the latest in electronics, but just as the humble fork, it qualifies as a gadget. Not that I like the idea of a towel like this very much, but I see no problem with posting about it.

I like the way it sounds. All I ask is that future phones do not become so small and thin that they become as easy to loose as USB keys.

What about the Vodka pixie? She sends awful text messages to your significant other while you are innocently sleeping under the effects of that last Martini.

Personally, I've been reading and commenting for a while, and I have adapted to every system with its pros and cons. I feel complaining about any given system (as in whining about it like it is the end of the world) has "first world problem" written all over it.

-"This is a robbery!! Gimme your shoes!!!"

You stand your ground and send back a pic of your fabulous hair. They insist, you wear a Hawaiian shirt, send that picture and gloat about how awesome you are. They keep insisting, you keep escalating.

It is curious how the simplest ideas are often the most awesome ones. I see this, and a part of me rolls on the ground with envy saying "how the heck did I not think of that?". Then my conscience kicks in and says "Cuz you never sit down and think of anything you lazy cyclodrone!". And I go all "Ok" like the rage…