Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

It sounds like your friend is lying to me. If he’s not trying to use the cancer thing as a way to manipulate you into anything I guess it could be harmless? Still weird though. If you know you’re noticing him retelling you things he doesn’t remember telling you about, but in a different context, trust yourself. You're…

In my experience, if you remain entangled with a pathological liar for long enough, they will hurt you. They may not mean to, but they will. They simply cannot help themselves.

Hopefully the poor soul can finally feel his face.

Oh, and he was her RA which makes it worse. He was in a leadership position.

No, dude you’re the one that needs to relax. No one asked you to tone police people and determine when they’re getting too upset. FOH. Do you even know what an RA is? They have a master key to every dorm room on their floor. And what the lawyer said was reprehensible, no matter when or where he said it.  

I hope he hasn’t been allowed to continue being a resident assistant in a dorm. After allegedly attempting to assault her, he later entered her room uninvited and stood inside the doorway while she yelled at him to leave.

Not a fucking “misunderstanding” when he lures her there with a lie, forces himself on her, physically prevents her from leaving, and tries to penetrate her with his fingers as she’s finally getting away.

I’m a huge grammar nerd but this is unnecessary. In this case it’s more important to listen to what he has in his heart than to make classist comments about how he got his message across. It’s a screenshot of the Notes app, posted to Instagram. He’s not submitting a statement to Congress.

Do we really think she and her daddy had no idea? Spoiler alert: I do not.

“Here’s a song about some shit I’ve been goin’ through.....it’s so fuckin’ heavy that the only thing I could do is write a song in G and put some on-the-nose lyrics to it......it’s called ‘Why’s Everybody Always Fuckin’ Pickin’ On Me?”

HELLO, HOW DARE YOU DISMISS WHITE MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 40 WHO ALSO THINK GUITAR SONGS ABOUT THEIR SPECIFIC SITUATIONS AND FEELING ARE REQUIRED AND RELEVANT. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED(X) TALK.

why do some white men over 40 think guitar songs about their specific situations and feelings are more relevant and required by society than literally anything else

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyington_Oak Before being hanged for a crime he denied committing, he claimed that a mighty oak tree would spring from his heart to prove his innocence. Visitors to the grave and tree say they’ve heard weeping when the winds are still, which creeps me right the fuck out.

He’s not wrong though, and I think he is incorrect wit the assessment of school in general. But he is not wrong with the levels of how schools have become prison centric. Jaden can be annoying, but this shuts me up because he is putting his money where his mouth is. Not just focusing on young people by giving them…

What a great example of using your platform for good. I’m sure his parents are so proud of him. That’s amazing!

How do you say beard in Spanish, It’s El Beardo right?

“He is clearly a candidate for not just college but probably for a good college,” Troiano reportedly said. According to the Times”

These men and boys ruin their own lives. It is not on their victims to continue to protect them from the choices they’ve made.

get a freaking editor. jeesh they mistakes and typos.