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If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

OMG good dog! 

GOOD BOY. GOODEST BOY.

Damn, that is a good (but terrifying) one. 10/10 good dog.

Good dog.

The summer after my sophomore year of college, my parents asked me to house sit for them while they went out of town for a long weekend. At the time, they lived in a fairly remote area so it was a bit of a trek, but it was a big beautiful house on the lake and my parents’ pets were sweethearts. First night I actually…

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those…

Oh my god, I’m so so sorry :( Jedi hugs if you want them even though they are woefully inadequate when one is raped in one’s own home (ask me how I know). That is so awful.

Jesus Christ on a cracker. This is the scariest thing I have read today. I am so sorry this happened to you and applaud you were able to write it down and talk about it.

I blocked him but hung on to the texts/videos for awhile just in case. He 100% doesn’t know where I live. Thank goodness.

This is so real and is my constant nightmare. Dating is scary. Underrated story. I hope you blocked him right away and he doesn’t know where you live. 

About a year ago, I was dealing with the very tragic loss of my parents and distracting myself with Netflix and Tinder. Matched with a guy who had a shirtless mirror selfie - usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet so I talked to him. I had hurt my back and was home in bed for 4-5 days and he said he was home…

Senior year of high school-in the eighties. My parents had moved our family to this godforsaken desert city from the Midwest the middle of my junior year. I was a fish out of water; often quite literally. Left my boyfriend in the Midwest; my first true love. We spent a few months with feverish phone calls, long love…

That’s terrifying, but good for you for knocking his ass down, and for sharing what you knew!

We really need electoral reform up here. Most Canadians are left of centre, but the vote is more often split on the left, so the Cons and the CAQs of the country keep winning. Unfortunately, first past the post tends to benefit parties in power, so nothing happens (see Trudeau and the Liberals).

Let’s also focus on containing the infection south of the 49th. Look at what’s been elected in Ontario and Quebec in the last few months. It’s hard to win federal elections without those provinces.

I was wondering that, too. But then thought, no Jez would have mentioned it, I’m sure. Hah. Never doubt your gut instincts.

Bet she was Native. I don’t know about the States, but in Canada we don’t treat indigenous women like people. I can’t imagine Alaska being much different.

Wtf. How the fuck is he not a registered sex offender??? This is rage inducing.