It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

I wish we stigmatized rape and abuse from a young age the way we do drugs. Can we get a D.A.R.E program for assault FFS?

That’s the other half of the needless suffering that the expansion of the War On Drugs has wrought; there is an opportunity cost in concentrating resources on drugs rather than tackling violence toward women and children. It is insane that billions have been spent prosecuting weed when the rates of crime and…

“in 2002 Debra Brown was convicted of selling coke and subsequently sentenced to 20 years in prison.”

The other day she made me come hold them up for a while because it get good. What do I do with that?

From personal experience, yes, riding without a proper supportive bra is painful. Which is why I would have thought most of us would have done it maybe once and learned our lesson. If it doesn't hurt, then you aren't tense and aren't sending any weird signals to the horse, and also probably your bra is working fine or…

There are a few words that are specifically gendered that one would want to avoid when describing the speech and its cadence, “Shrill” is probably the most common one so lets focus on that, it seems innocuous but in writing shrillness is often associated with femininity, annoyance, and fear. (when referring to males…

You can say what you said. It’s when you start using words like shrill, nagging, etc. that you’re entering dangerous waters because we rarely lob similar criticisms against men. For example, Trumps speaking voice aint that great, but other than mocking his pronunciation of huge, we don’t see that in the media much.

It’s really amazing. It’s especially frustrating to consider the fact that This American Life gets constant criticism for the vocal fry that their female contributors exhibit, but IRA GLASS—who has like a textbook example of vocal fry—never gets criticized for it.

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

A coworker and I were talking about a current event that involved rape (I think it was Spring Break and some poor woman was raped on the beach and it was all caught on video) and another coworker, Sam, walks in and was like, “At my school, we only ever had one rape and it was by some rando, so yeah, I guess we were…

I believe the point of the list is to show that if there are 0 rapes reported, you probably have either of a cover up or extreme incompetence, because it’s very unlikely no rapes have taken place. Just wanted to clarify.

Oh my fucking God I'm crying. MO's face and even Laura's are fucking gold. Jesus christ he's worse than my fucking 5 year old. Oh God. Oh if I ever stop laughing at this it's because I've died

Oh god, poor Michelle.

NO TAKESIES BACKSIES, that would just be rude. You can keep him. I would like Celine back though.

Whether or not she’s still a millionaire is.............debatable.

“...especially when you’re the older woman and have already seen it all.”

Melissa’s dress? I really like it!

So this week, by tomorrow, we’ll have one cop fired for posting a video, and zero cops fired for shooting black men in scenarios escalated solely by the police involved.