Oh wow, you’re on here. I feel a bit verklempt.

Thank you for doing what you do day in and day out despite the bs you have to face just to get work done.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

I think the point is that with two tightly controlled celebs to break their own self-imposed discipline and do something in public like spat, means things must be waaaaaaay worse in their relationship.

Damn. That’s good Kinja.

He’s probably too busy taking pictures of his cakes.

Almost a million on a town hall? Wtf there’s 700 people in that town. My wee town has more, and we use the school gym or firehouse.

From the comments section of the linked article:

I know it’s like the whole point of an article about this would be to explain why and Rothkopf just never gets round to it...

Yeah, there seems to be something missing from this story.

What was the dispute over?

Is there some sort of factory that pumps out these blonde conservative dames? They all look like they were assembled en masse with a limited choice of distinguishing features

They see me trolling, my haters.

Maybe because he didn’t make smug little “subtle” references to it on social media? Not saying he should get off unscathed, but I get a feeling (if she really is ms. goodhair) she thinks she’s slick and/or cute.

So she put up an Instagram post essentially referring to herself as the other woman and now she’s like “Whoa, I support marriage, so where did you get this idea from?” Come on.

They might have taken off their seatbelts to you know. Try and escape the car?

I wasn't aware having ink put into your skin had anything to do with work effort or studying skills.

I’m troubled by authorities even mentioning the charges of MINORS who were probably charged as such.