Girlfriend is trying so hard to be black but she never watched Basketball Wives!?

I find it hilarious that they’re all up in arms about not being able to trust him now that he released this video. Like, we can’t trust the guy who released a video of his friend confessing to cheating, but we can totally trust the guy who cheats on a woman he’s about to vow to love and honor for the rest of his life.

Oh no my dog dragged home 2 pounds of weed! “Hello Police, yes, strangest thing, my dog seems to have just dragged home a pound of weed.”

to everyone i know:

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

Even if it was a garbage bag full, there is no excuse for narcing on your dog.

WHO’S A GOOD DOG? YOU ARE. YOU ARE.

But for real, unless it was like, a garbage bag full...who calls the cops for a bag of weed? If you don’t smoke it, just throw it out. If you’re not worried about it being laced with PCP, grab some friends and make a night of it.

EDIT : Even if it was a garbage bag, I don’t think I’d…

I’m convinced nobody knows how to write articles anymore.

I dunno, but he certainly is famous for going whole hog with the method acting stuff. I remember hearing a story about some famous British actress (can’t remember who it was) who was surprised to see Dustin exhausted after running up and down a bunch of stairs. He said he was trying to get into character for the…

I’m a little on the young side for exposure to him, too, but I remember a story about him from a few years ago where he said Tootsie helped him understand women. His reasoning? He cried when they couldn’t make him any prettier as a woman. So now he understands that he dismissed ugly women when they might have been…

The crazy/sad thing was that part of the challenge issued was “Well, can you honestly say you were ever scared? ” And we all said “Yes”

Yeah, that was seriously disturbing. “My precious baby boy only called, texted, and emailed a girl who clearly doesn’t want to talk to him several thousand times! What’s the big deal?”

Not a parent, but I have two college-aged nieces who both have fairly serious boyfriends currently and my spidey-sense is ALWAYS on high alert for any sketchy behaviors if they need help to get out. Over the years we’ve had various talks about how they don’t have to put up with someone not treating them well, and that…

On a similar note: The biggest threat to a pregnant woman is being murdered (usually by the baby-daddy). Look up the stats.

Someone commented on another post:

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

Plus this:

OH MY GOD Hot Rod. I was at a work conference at this swanky hotel in Chicago and the director of our national organization walked up behind me and touched my elbow to introduce this doctor. I jumped and screeched at him NEVER SNEAK UP ON A MAN WHO'S BEEN IN A CHEMICAL FIRE!!!!! (I'm not a man, btw). He said…

Levine is good in the Iran so Far video as well (and that pains me to say. I hate him).