Oofff...I want those legs!

This isn’t trolling. This is an example of how Target should handle complaints. When people believe stupid shit, they need to be called on it, not coddled.

The “boy toys” one is the one that got me. I snorted. Loudly.

It’s Friday (no jokes, plz) and I am in a good mood. Sure, the video above isn’t great. But I’m going to be productive and promote some female MCs that I think are absolutely killing it.

I once heard a comedian (maybe Pete Lee? Don’t recall.) joke about women under 28 and their pubic hair preferences versus women over 28 just not caring anymore. At the time, I was sub-28 and swore that’d never be me. At 31, it’s totally me, though I try to keep it under control.

I took a helicopter ride over the grand canyon and we had to be weighed to get on. The scale was in the middle of the lobby, right next to the desk where everyone was lined up behind you to pay for the ride. It was very humiliating, and that was at one of my lowest, fit eras.

Too soon. He needs to suffer through his deposition in September and be subjected to the loss of his career and any positive note in history first.

I can’t stand either of them. The only project I approve of them working on together is a mission to explore the center of the sun.

How can Jimmy Carter have cancer, and Bill Cosby gets to keep walking around?

The important thing is he’s getting outed while he’s alive. Unlike, say, Jimmy Savile, who died believing he’d gotten away with his crimes, and ultimately eluded any kind of personal culpability. For someone like Cosby, for someone who is a sociopathic narcissist, the worst thing he can experience is seeing his…

I saw this one, and I thought, “Bird does math like I do.”

I’m so glad you shared this. I was lukewarm about the clips above, but this one had me rolling.

I love her. And John Early. I am supposed to be their friend.

The headline is about underarm hair but halfway through the article we are talking about sweating? I’m confused.

What a fascinating trip for the reader! Thank you.

Hmm. It’s almost like femininity contains multitudes.

Yeah... his work on dracunculiasis (guinea worm infection, and don’t google it unless you have an iron stomach) has led to its near-eradication. They’re so close to eliminating another human disease from the planet, and it’s one that few people in the west have heard of and thus he gets less credit and glory than…

My thoughts are with President Carter. His post-presidency humanitarian work has been truly inspiring.

I believe President Carter is our best living ex-president. He’s never rested on his laurels and I have much admiration for him for all he’s done.

...on national television, on the yoogest show of the decade. But y’know, his lack of political correctness is charming and refreshing, haven’t you heard?