What’s to wonder though? They met on Seeking Arrangement. You think he’s looking for underage twins to do his taxes?

She is living not just her best life but also my best life.

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

Shout out for use of “male.”

Congrats on wanting to do what you’re supposed to fucking do.

asking for supervised visits with a male who has a lengthy and public record of assault and anger issues seems pretty reasonable, imo.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

“females”

Ugh. No, you don’t get special praise for wanting to take care of your kid. You’re supposed to want to take care of your kid.

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

If this makes you angry, don’t just be angry. Do something. Write to your congressional representatives. Call them. Volunteer. Make your voice heard. Go donate $5 to Planned Parenthood right now so they can keep battling on. Don’t wait. Do it now.

Yes, being a dick to a dying man is exactly what Jesus would want you to do.

Even though they have never met.

Nah, he’s pulling a Heigl. When it goes past “honesty” and ventures into “I’m trying to seem self-aware and candid, but my self-effacement is really just ragging on the shit that made me successful, fuck all the other folks involved, including the audience...”

I love “food hacks”. Uhh, you mean “recipes”?

For fucking real, though. A fourteen-year-old girl ends up alone on a beach with a twenty-something musician trying to feel her up (or worse), and finds it in herself to physically prevent him from crossing her personal boundary? That’s some superhuman self-assertiveness right there.

That’s the same thing I thought. At 13, I probably would've done anything just to be liked by someone from one of my favorite bands (because I was a dumb and insecure teenager).

Honestly, this 13 year old girl is a hell of a lot more mature than I was at that age. I cringe to think of what might have happened had that been me. Bless her sweet heart.

To me, you are a hero.