[stands up] I am Spartaslut.

Yeah, that’s how people always rationalize teenagers dating adults. “She’s not like other girls her age...”

I see that Khloe still understands the difference between a homeless young WoC stripping at 15 to support her family and a rich white teenager whose family doesn’t give a fuck if she is being exploited by grown ass men. Ah, yes. Self-awareness is not a trait this family has, so who’s really shocked?

But, no public outcry re: endemic violence on women? Lone white males who shoot up public spaces every couple days? White male serial killers? No? Still big scary black men are the problem? Oh, and sassy black women. And slutty women in general. Legal abortion, that’s our problem.

I witnessed something like that, but both more disgusting and sadder. It was a woman who looked to be in her late 20s/early 30s, traveling with her husband who was probably at least 20 years older than her. Two kids, a baby and a little girl about three, both obviously sick. The husband sat and read his newspaper…

JFC PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT OFF OF THAT TRAY WTF LADY

Last time I flew a lady changed her baby on the tray table. Stood in the aisle of the plane and changed its diaper there for all to enjoy. (The baby also cried the entire 3 1/2 hr flight, but that’s another story). I know the airplane bathrooms are tiny, but no smaller than the general area each of us is assigned as a…

Like Robert Pickton in Vancouver, nobody cares if these lunatics are just killing prostitutes, so they get shoved to the bottom drawer. In the meantime, these men get away with killing dozens of women before the cops finally have to do something...

NO FUCKING KIDDING. I am extreeeeemely hot natured, and I keep the house at 76-77 only when I’m literally just sitting on my ass in shorts and a tee shirt. For sleeping (I need covers) or if I’m actually doing stuff around the house, work, cleaning, etc — 72-73. Getting ready to go out / need to look nice? 69-70,…

Because it was in New Zealand, and New Zealand is damned beautiful.

I feel exactly the same, on every point.

Happy Valley #1 always and forever AMEN.

This story belongs next to the story of the guy in Maine who attempted to launch a firework off his head. Both did something stupid that got them killed (jumping, lighting and not getting away), stupid things that they would likely not have done if they were sober. However, the headline is wrong, the pot cookie isn’t…

Fixed that for ya.

the only thing i’m at risk for when eating a pot cookie is being unable to leave my bed and watching too many nicolas cage movies. How do yall have so much energy

Uh, Trump’s birthname is Fuckface von Clownstick.

We did the same. We had a local steakhouse come with their “chuck wagon” thing and serve steak and BBQ ribs buffet-style, hot off the grill with salads, corn on the cob, etc. My brother is a chef, and he made appetizer platters for the guests to graze from while we were busy taking photos. We had about 100 guests, and…

OMG PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE CHOICES THAT AREN’T MY CHOICES! What even is your comment? Are you 12?

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

That'll come in handy when they're taking daily bc pills.