“I want amends for each and every one of the accused. An apology would be enough.”

“Keep up the party life cuz fucc they say”

It’s AMAZING how quickly things that sound insane become de rigeur in Wedding World. I hear people throwing around “the bachelorette trip” now as if a 5-day vacation with your friends to Napa pre-wedding were as natural as breathing.

I died laughing at “Do you have a career/hobbies? Why not?”

Finally, in a whoosh of tulle, a middle-aged bingo-playing geisha appeared by the slot machines, determined to make this fourth marriage work.

What do women want?

OMG this is so good.

This woman is crazy beautiful.

Kehlani is not telling the truth. I was on that flight sitting right behind the girls. I heard every word. Ther flight attendant was respectful and there was absolutely no use of the N word. The only lack of respect was from these girls who refused to put something in the overhead bin that did not fit under the seat.…

Man. Good for her.

Can someone, pretty please, conduct a study about the women who buy hook line and sinker into these marketing schemes that eventually become a Thing(tm)You(tm)Have(tm)To(tm)Have(tm)For(tm)Your(tm)SpecialDayofSnowflakery(tm)?

You’re right. It’s pure racism. Let me preface this by saying I am biracial and not very dark - most of my make falls in the honey, tan, sun-kissed, warm, etc category. I’ve been in quite a few (too many) weddings in the last couple of years and I’ve found that the last thing I want to do on a day that’s going to…

I followed up with the rep for a comment on that. No word yet

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

“At Wendy’s, beef is a flat square. Well, not flat. Raised. Time is still a flat circle, though. Yeah, I know all circles are flat, but I like flowery language and I’m drunk as fuck so relax and enjoy these last meaningless moments before oblivion finally, mercifully, swallows us all. All-beef. With cheese.”

I’m in with Theories Two and Three, and Four is simply a statement of fact.

I like Justin Lin in general, but thus far I have been really unimpressed with his direction on True Detective. Cary Fukunaga’s work was so exquisite and the difference is really noticeable.

I’ve been working on improving my cooking skills for the past year. This resulted in a very tearful conversation with my husband, where I had to explain that if I was going to spend 8 hours in the kitchen making ravioli from scratch at his request, he could at least take a fucking bite before drowning it in Sriracha.

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