Hahaha! It is also common for sufferers to use the terms “friend zone” & “slut”. While also using the phrases “I don’t get it”, “look at me”, “her loss” quite frequently as well. Crying masturbation sessions & pilgrimages to MRA chat rooms are typical of the disorder.

He expects the woman to orgasm from just looking at the diploma glued to the ceiling. Dude...

Sounds like someone is suffering from “I’m a nice guy gentleman/asshole” syndrome. Devastating disease really... Symptoms include entitlement & obnoxiousness. Sufferers are usually TERRIBLE in bed.

I got rid of mine completely. Replaced with drought resistant plants, drip irrigation and mulch. Looks great.

I can’t stand his smarminess or his smug fucking face.

Matt Lauer makes $25 MILLION dollars? What. The. Fuck. I know he’s been on Today for fucking ever, but he is the literally woooooorst.

Oh cry me a rivers.

Sex you paid for is worse. He cheated AND he stole money from the family pot to do it. I'd be twice as angry.

I don’t really think getting outraged is the point of the article, it’s just calling out people who should be called out. It’s important to call out sexism when it occurs, even if it happens to a pretty privileged white girl.

Another fangirl checking in! None of my friends listen though (despite my constant plugs), so I’m the one blurting stuff like “Technicality no down boo over?!” in conversations and getting alarmed looks. That phenomenon of feeling like you know people on podcasts is so real, and CBB (and Andy Daly PP, and Analyze…

I feel like I’ve stumbled on to some weird Jezebel post on the moon, and the moon people are not cool with their sex-having friends. “No one’s getting any here, thankyouverymuch.” “Think of the children!” “My sheeeeeeeets.”

sometimes i have friends who are like “oh have you heard of (comedian x)“ and i have to bite my tongue because OF COURSE i’ve heard of them you idiot they were on doug loves movies three years ago and they’re hilarious.

FANGIRLING!!!

Love Lauren. Had a huge crush on her when she was on OITNB. And YES! ho-HO! I listen to the Ho-Ho / Werner Herzog clip at least once a week. I love that Paul F. can barely keep it together. CBB has so many clips that just get me laughing (like, hard, tear-streaming laughing).

Men are raised to believe that their boner really, really matters.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I’m feeling super hopeful. A very, very powerful man can be knocked down a peg for saying something awful that a little while ago would have passed unnoticed. Progress.

“I’m very sorry that what I thought were light-hearted ironic remarks were taken so seriously, and I’m very sorry if people took offense. I certainly did not mean to demean women, but rather be honest about my own shortcomings,”

Am I the only one who thinks Jamie is being too hard on the person who did her make-up? I think it looks great in the picture, and I don’t see grandmother in it at all. The foundation does look a little cakey on the right side where the light is hitting it, but overall I think the color matches her neck color. And it…

I’m confused. Is this the one that hated the Estee Lauder make up...Jamie? If so, I think she’s got it all wrong. This looks great on her.