Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

I... Still do that pretty regularly. But only when drunk, and to my boyfriend. (“You should probably have a glass of water” “your mom should have a glass of water”)

So there was this guy who would always sexually harass me on my way home from work. I’d get off the train and walk by this auto repair shop. This motherfucker didn’t even work at the shop — the shop owner described him as a “parasite” who loitered outside of the shop trying to buy up junkers and always hollering at…

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill

EYEBROWS ON A HUNDRED THOUSAND TRILLION

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

If I were to receive this from one of my friends or family members, I would reply with the following:

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

What do you find to be the best way to slice on one of those? I always end up with a gash on my hand from going too hard.

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.

“At this time in our lives, racism was not the talk of the country....”

I had a horrible mouth when I was a kid (I called my sister the c-word on multiple occasions), and I would NEVER use racial slurs. You can’t say shit like that and then try to claim you’re not racist.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

I broke my dad of that habit completely by little kid accident when I was maybe 8? We were sitting in a dinner and he made an awful comment about some lady’s weight and I asked him, “Daddy, do you think I’m pretty?”

My dad does the same goddamn thing.

First thing that popped into my head!

yes queen yes queen yes queen yes queen