Hee! Is that why your picture is of Liz G. and her bangs? Dolphinately the most traumatic thing to happen to PubLizity.

Okay, nice make-up job but serious as fuck, you are starting with that face. How the hell are you not going to be beautiful no matter what you put on it? This is not a level playing field gorgeous.

I can't ... stop ... watching ...

played it again just now...he came running into the room looking for the squealer, and is now headbutting my laptop. My cat is Mr. Mom. hahahaha

If you can find it, you must watch Growing Up...Clouded Leopard from AnimalPlanet (before it became the turd it is today). Obscenely, it is not on DVD. Ming and Mei are now "retired" from Nashville Zoo and live at Panther Ridge Conservation Center.

I think someone thinks she's the only one who read the book Gone Girl.

WTF does it say about us that we got Hand Banana ass tattoos as a wedding/anniversary thing?!

Spill the tea, Rob!

Yes! Honestly, France is an amazing place to start a family. If you have access to French health care, all birth-related care is top notch and free. You and your partner get tons of time off, and it is socially acceptable to take it. Even if you end up paying for childcare, it's never more than 500 euros a month. It's…

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

About seven years ago I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I was lucky in that it was fairly isolated so they just chopped that sucker out, but I was devastated by the treatments. Just.. so so sick. An old friend of mine (we'd shared a really shitty apt in NYC in my early 20s and during this time she and I had had a…

Found him peacefully sleeping in a bed being the little spoon to a woman I hated who, in her sleep, had a tight hold on his cock. And he had been wearing some of my clothes, now scattered on her floor.

I love this photo. Absolutely amazing!!!!!

That really surprised me, too. Someone actually commented that most of the people telling stories about their cheap weddings were the ones with the real privilege, because obviously they all had very rich people donating things to them for free, which just made my head hurt. Honest to god, poor and middle-class people…

YES. This backlash against lentil weddings is ridiculous. Is the pissing contest about who had the cheapest wedding tiresome and annoying to some people? Sure. But to cry about how your expensive wedding is being "shamed" here? Go bathe in your sad rich people tears; you'll feel better in no time.

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One thing that I wish came up in these discussions is that while, (of course!) it is fine if you spent money you have to spend on your wedding, the weird reverse snobbery at people who spend less also silenty alienates (at least some of) people whose entire yearly earnings and budgets are less than what you spent on…

Gorgeous, no excuse needed.