Doesn't he look sassy as fuck in his "after" picture? Putin's got a secret...

Why I give it leeway is that the story makes clear there was a car wash nearby. So there was ample opportunity to remove the yolk before it caused any significant paint damage.

I hear that that must have been a frustrating experience for you, but it sounds very much like not the pregnant woman's fault - it's the fault of a company that thought in that situation they should give one guy two full time jobs instead of hiring a competent replacement during the maternity leave that it sounds like…

Patriarchy is a set of values and standards that we all enable and we can all change, yo. It benefits men more than women while fucking us all over, but patriarchy /= men. Stop thinking men == patriarchy and you'll freak out a lot less.

adultosaur we can fix this

i also don't much like spotify — i make weekly playlists on soundcloud, though, and store them here and send them out as a newsletter here IF you are interested

Yea... about the grad students not needing to attend. As a former grad student, I'm calling BULLSHIT buckoooooo. Sometimes I think the higher you climb the academic ranks the more fucked up your perceptions of power dynamics becomes.

I literally just smoked a bowl specifically to hop in the shower and listen to music and relax. Jia, I'm now pretty sure you're some kind of witch angel secretly serving my whims. Like a fairy godmother, only more dope. And like with more dope.

This gif is better than the entirec50 shades movie

its just like the movement...

I want to show this .gif to everyone I've ever slept with, frame by frame in a powerpoint, for educational purposes.

"Think modesty. Your outfit should attract attention to your achievements, not your body. Choose an outfit that is pretty enough to show that you're a woman and covered enough to show that you are a lady."

That's not what it said? It's a direct quote, and I don't believe I've taken it out of context...?

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

I mean, I kind of get that, there are a lot more options for girl's dressy clothes than boys. The part that gets me is all the unnecessary opining about it. "Think modesty; don't draw attention to your body; show you are a lady; etc."

Thank you for being the change you want to see in the world.

eh, just Buhbreeze it

You guys this just got even more adorable:

TY. U won't catch me making any of these jokes bc it's not really my lane, so to speak, but these examples are too good not to be celebrated

Yes, I realize that is what she ultimately wanted, but she was willing to embarrass me and my husband on our wedding day. She was willing to keep around a photo in her home of me and my ex, and not recognize the fact that I have moved on. I see that as disrespecting my husband and our relationship and also trying to…