I think my online life would be enriched if more ladies did this type of red carpet posing.

I kind of feel this way about Leo DiCaprio.

I literally read this headline two times completely wrong (on two separate visits to Jez) before I got it right. The first time I thought it said "Giant rants are taking over the planet" and I thought it was about how people love ranting on the internet. So I scrolled past.

I was hoping the story would have her name so I would know whether I know her.

Brochach! Bitch, do not cause a scene at Brochach.

I am heartsick about this. The timeline is confusing though. If her last day at school was March 5, then the last confirmed sighting of her couldn't have been March 1, right?

And then talks about it as if he did nothing wrong.

Well, that is super terrifying. I guess I am naive, because I would assume that with so many other people around you would be somewhat safer from this sort of thing.

I do not understand how this psychopath could punch her 7 times (including her falling and getting back up again) with NO ONE else in the club intervening.

Well he should've at least been cited for littering, amirite?

Oh come on. You can just "do all the stuff" in the morning! So easy!

Waitaminute. Lena Headey - aka Mama Connor - is in Game of Thrones? Man, I gotta find a way to watch this show I guess. It is a huge pop culture blind spot in my life.

Dear "Dr." Phil, that is the worst advice/platitude I have heard from someone whose job it is to give advice.

Rage.

I think I blew a couple of blood vessels when that guy stopped everything to tell Kristen, "respectfully," that she was hysterical. Stabby.

Is a daily recap of the previous night's Fallon Show now part of Jezebel's repertoire?

YOU STEALY'D MY MONEY.

We can all learn something from puppies.

I used to work at a pet store that did rescue, and we always had batches of lab mix puppies. Their love for everyone was the purest love I have ever witnessed/experienced. Joyful times.

and I've always been a bit exasperated at people who think that we can all decide where to live based on weather preferences.