considering how obscure this is, it is truly amazing how often I hear random other people reference this particular episode of Rescue 911. It traumatized so many people in our generation.

My god. There is SO MUCH MORE HORROR in the linked article.

Jesus God. Shouldn't those things have emergency shut-off buttons that are easily accessible?

OH MY GOD I saw the same one and it is seared into my memory.

you could probably do them with a clampless curling iron!

Wait, so his third child was born a couple of months BEFORE his second? I need to make a chart or something.

Old Dirty Shyfty HERE NOW.

I am surprised that you put Jennifer Garner on this list. How do you know that she does this? Because I have heard that she has lobbied extensively for protection of celeb children from paps before.

I don't know. On the one hand, it's sweet and obviously he is a great dad and of course he wants to be encouraging to her even after he's gone. On the other hand, it's like one of those situations where he will be keeping her grief alive and not allowing her to completely heal and move on. I listened to an NPR piece…

I happened to read extensively about psychopathy (internet black hole thing) on the same day he was arrested. Reading about him was basically an illustration of what I had just learned.

I happened to spend a lot of time reading about psychopathy (one of those internet black hole things) on the same day I saw a story about him, and it really connected the dots for me.

Just make up an occasion! Throw a Fancy Party.

My neighbor has one of these! Rayo.* That dog OWNS my neighbor. It is funny/sad to watch them go on walks because my neighbor is literally just following Rayo around while holding onto his leash. Also, Rayo has an irrational hatred for my dog so he always tries to murder poor Bart when we come across each other, and…

I think it's possible to believe in the institution without the personal ability to participate in it meaningfully. She acknowledges her past mistakes, but I am happy for her that she is hopeful that she can get there anyway. I just hope that she recognizes her own patterns that led her to all the divorces and does…

Skinny Cousin Matthew looks like [a boring version of] Malfoy. am I the only one seeing this?

Yeah every story about this is saying that they are looking for eggs (makes for a funny headline!), but based on this, it seems like they were actually looking for video evidence of the vandalism.

I am on OKC* and I generally don't get too much harassment. For the ladies who do, are you on the chat function? I only do the [non-instant] messaging and I only reply to about 5% to 10% of the messages I receive. I feel really badly about not responding to people but it can be a little overwhelming and I feel like if…

So how does this work? Is this like a competition to see who sells the most covers? I hope Amy wins!

After yet another super underwhelming OKC date the other day, I think I am going to just give up altogether. I just don't have the heart for it anymore. :(