Just make up an occasion! Throw a Fancy Party.

My neighbor has one of these! Rayo.* That dog OWNS my neighbor. It is funny/sad to watch them go on walks because my neighbor is literally just following Rayo around while holding onto his leash. Also, Rayo has an irrational hatred for my dog so he always tries to murder poor Bart when we come across each other, and…

I think it's possible to believe in the institution without the personal ability to participate in it meaningfully. She acknowledges her past mistakes, but I am happy for her that she is hopeful that she can get there anyway. I just hope that she recognizes her own patterns that led her to all the divorces and does…

Skinny Cousin Matthew looks like [a boring version of] Malfoy. am I the only one seeing this?

Yeah every story about this is saying that they are looking for eggs (makes for a funny headline!), but based on this, it seems like they were actually looking for video evidence of the vandalism.

I am on OKC* and I generally don't get too much harassment. For the ladies who do, are you on the chat function? I only do the [non-instant] messaging and I only reply to about 5% to 10% of the messages I receive. I feel really badly about not responding to people but it can be a little overwhelming and I feel like if…

So how does this work? Is this like a competition to see who sells the most covers? I hope Amy wins!

After yet another super underwhelming OKC date the other day, I think I am going to just give up altogether. I just don't have the heart for it anymore. :(

Oh man. I only made it about 40 seconds in. I am too mortified on this poor shlub's behalf.

I imagine that all of Beyonce's movements are always perfectly timed to music like this.

It's kind of this weird morbid fascination thing. It's like watching The Walking Dead. It always makes me feel real real crappy when I am done but in the moment I can't stop because I think I am maybe going to get something out of it. Some insight into humanity.

it was at the recommendation of a Gawker commenter on a serial killer story. Bad idea.

Before I watched this episode this morning, I somehow ended up reading the entire Jeffrey Dahmer wikipedia page. This immensely helped me recover from that experience.

I have watched many Law and Order marathons in my life, and I've followed this story as it's developed. And yet somehow this suspicion never even occurred to me. #Naive #Ashamed

my main takeaway from this is that best man guy is Rick. from The Walking Dead. Weird.

It's Smaug, as in "smaug," not "sma-oog." Get your shit together, Peter Jackson.

first Damian Lewis goes down, and now this.

Alexis is my very top reason for wanting to be her. (and I don't go around referring to celebs by their first names willy-nilly. he's special.)

Are you sure that's Gillian Jacobs?