That's a much more reasonable theory, that somebody is using a stricter interpretation of "athletically motivated." Because it does not make much sense for a kid from that kind of background with those kinds of prospects to start risking things over whatever piddly dirty money Bay Area HS football is trying to pay out.

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SUDDENLY!

I didn't know there was a low sodium option and am headed to Costco this morning. Thanks for the tip!

Or drop their cigar. RIP Romeo y Julieta.

This applies.

He finds all that cowhide comforting, as it reminds him of his college days in Fresno.

For some reason I really like the batting helmet tumbling off into oblivion after its wearer disappears.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I weep for that poor Porsche.

You're goddamn right it is, buddy!

Note to everyone who says "but what if your pizza is too hot to hold?":

I humbly submit Juicy Lucy, my E9 (shown here with copilot), although I admit my bias. Also, the car in standard spec is nothing to sneeze at either.