I'm sure every other driver on the grid just breathed a sigh of relief. Perez has been driving like a coked-out Ricky Bobby all year.

Because the Golf R is built on a strengthened FSI motor, from the prior platform.

I love this too:

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

SEMA = cool cars that will never be made. Do I understand? Nope.

Similar logic goes to building Golf Courses. The best ones were just created beacuse that's how the land went and you just work around it. Winged Foot, Pebble Beach, Agusta, St. Andrews are all just natural land formations with certain parts of the grass cut shorter than others. All that Robert Trent Jones bullshit…

Also, Scott Conant of Chopped fame notably hates red onions and is a fucking moron with an embarrassing Miami Vice beard.

just going to leave this right here...

Pictured: Hardigree visting the AP central office.

No. 4 feels just right.

Oooooooh!

They're ridiculously easy to steal too. I could get the key from my parent's '78 Caprice Classic wagon to work on my dad's '69 Vette if I jiggled it just right.

Lol I just commented the same thing

Henchman: "Sir, we've released the images. They're splashed across every autoblog on the internet. They've even hit Jalopnik!"

I thought it looked very BMW-ish too.

Some say that he can only maintain an erection while in the presence of a Welsh widower. Others say that he emits clutch smoke from his gentleman's region during lovemaking.

Mahan pulls out early. Playing partner has to finish solo.