That is pretty creepy, but not the creepiest old-car ad ever. When I was a little kid (80's), there was an advert on TV for a men's cologne which featured a dude running through the desert pursued by a bunch of old, rusted-out rat-rod-looking 50's cars. Eventually he jumped onto a ladder hanging down from a hot air…

Don't underestimate the Logo. It may not have been the most memorable car, but my mum had a JDM grey-import one about 10 years ago when she needed a car with AC that was easy to drive and cheap to buy. I drove it a couple of times and being tiny, automatic, light and having a 1.3 it was surprisingly go-kart-like. It…

Judging by all the Prius owners I have ever met, it should be ironically named the Ford Smug.

How's about they keep them so secret that they just lock them in a warehouse and never take them out or move the project any further, ever?

I am a huge fan of the Mustang Grande and it's uh-oh-here-come-the-seventies fake wire wheel covers and vinyl roof. So how about we retro-revive Grande for the V6, but do a Starbucks tie-in and dub the V8 the Mustang Venti and just call this one the Mustang Tall?

Is this a sunroof? Sacrilege!

So what's behind the panel on the driver's side fender?

I don't know why everyone thinks this film is "gritty" and "realistic". There is a Maserati Biturbo in it. And it never breaks down. Clearly, Licence to Kill is more of an out-there fantasy than Moonraker...

I had to google the last one to remember what it looked like.

I've seen a couple of these in person and they are pretty neat little cars. Plus Fiat underpinnings are eminently tunable.

Because this ended SOOOO well last time....

Slightly bigger BMW Convertible...

Funny you should mention the unspeakably hideous Nissan Versa. It happens to be 0.8 of an inch shorter than the Mustang II, rides on a slightly longer wheelbase and is about 147,000 times as ugly.

How come only the driver and front seat passenger get a sunroof?!

This is a total 180 from back in the day when Vauxhall refused to let them test drive any more Vauxhalls on Top Gear because they kept lambasting them for being boring.

Oh good, someone from Jalop has commented on this crosspost.

This just makes me think of the Bobby Fuller murder mystery. This unsolved mysteries clip stars a 1963 Chrysler 300 as the Oldsmobile he was found in;

I'm sure there was a Toyota ad in the early 80's where they drove Corollas off cliffs.

This car is to the Porsche 356 what bad fanfiction is to your favourite TV show.

As 356 knockoffs go, I prefer the Envemo Super 90;