It was the Chad.

Everyone in J Lo’s instagram is stunningly beautiful and making perfect photo faces. wtf. How is this possible? I would have been the one in the back looking shiny and with my mouth open.

All I know is I really want a coffee mug that says “Metaphorical Gin & Juice” on it.

See #1

Let’s just say it’s a smell associated with happiness not horniness. ;)

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

I’ve made fun of him. Is it too late now to say “Sorry”?

I love smelling like the salty sea and lobster.

Speaking of southern borders, can the Canadians stop closing them to us? I’d really like to get some of that.

The Canadians stay up there because they cling to cowardly things like their working healthcare system and other social safety nets.

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I LOVE THIS IDEA.

I’m actually relieved that there isn’t any bad blood.

I mean, I’m happy to forget Luke Perry, but damn it, all these years laters I am still asking how funky is your chicken and how loose is your goose. (My goose is totally loose.)

shut up buffy!!! I was a freshman in high school like 5 yrs ago, i don’t know what you mean about 19 years...