#NotAllMen

WAAAY sexier than that boring stiff Willowby.

Someone please hide Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

Fuck..

I don’t even want to say anything. What’s the point.

Colonel Brandon *sigh*

I can’t help but always think of Justin Bieber as the Kate McKinnon version.

Or, more specifically, she “picked it up” after it “hit Blake in the head and fell on the floor.”

Ted Danson is in there with Alan Alda on the list of Dudes I Had Crushes On In Elementary School Who Could Still Get It.

Between this past season of Fargo, the continuously rewatchable Bored to Death, and Cheers being on Netflix, IDK why anyone would would watch Becker to get their Danson rocks off. I would let bae hit it and I have willfully avoided Becker my whole life.

I have loved Kristen Bell without reservation since the Sloth Meltdown.

When I was, oh 8 or so, I was so into Labryinthe that I asked for David Bowie for Christmas. My mom was like, oh, ok, a poster of the Goblin King? and I adamantly replied that no, I didn’t want some dumb poster, I WANTED HIM TO BE MINE.

They’re called boobs, Fred!

Matthew McConaughey “gets turned on by food.”

I fail to see why making the entire world an open bar is a problem.

Wait, isn’t this everyone’s normal Friday nite?

What?? This is OBVIOUSLY David Bowie, geeeeeeze.

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.