That’s weird, I don’t remember writing this, but you sure took the words right out of my mouth.

I thought the thumbs up were middle fingers at first glance. Almost fits in some cases.

Also, Roberts are now Loberts. (Mr. Finger is Lobby)

Ben Carson, a gentle salamander with tender paws

If you are going to fall into a Christmas tree...really commit to it.

Burn.

So... Trump does have a black friend...

I think it's bullshit that Adam Scott has kids. He's supposed to be my darling elfin prince lover.

Ummmmm, earth to Taylor, there is literally no one more squad-worthy than the only man to win Leslie Knope’s heart. COME ON.

P.S. That Saint West composite looks more Twilight CGI Baby and less North West i.e. it looks like a demon kinda

Thank you. I have found happiness.

“Busy outdoing each other” or busy out doing each other??

Starz didn’t help either

She gets really emotional, similar to the Kristin Bell sloth video, except Kristin Bell is an adorable angel and it was a SLOTH, not Christmas lights.

HIV won’t make your child retarded, you retard.

I hear Eddie vedder singing it

Laila, “a little girl from Louisiana who had been in foster care.”

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen

So if we off the mom, does that open the chance for a Michonne/Rick hookup? I dont know why I am secretly hoping for this.