Y’all. Be serious.

I know this face. this baby just “painted” the living room rug white with elmers glue. run baby, mom isn’t going to appreciate your redecorating skills :(

It’s completely appropriate if my 25 year old self wants this as well, yes?

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…

I was hoping for Seth Rogen. Would bang like a screendoor in a windstorm.

HONOURABLE MENTION?? James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Frasier. HELLLO JEZEBEL!

Basically, that fucking fox created entire generations of furries single-handedly. As who among us would not, given the power?

i bet you one million dollars that he does dumb voices when he has sex.

Alan Rickman has been my sexiest man alive for the last 16 years, (might be more, my late preteens was a confusing time sexually). I don’t care about his age, he can ask me to turn to page 394 until I die from orgasms.

Sun, Moon, AND Stars.

MOMOA

JASON MOMA OR YOU’RE JUST A DAMN LIAR.

I find him hot and I'm ashamed as well :( indeed

Are you willing to take a liberal Southerner as a refugee if you do this?

@Ariana Grande

jmsteve just explained it to me in the grays.

i just never thought their relationship would work, i mean what with him always shooting first.

Yes. That’s exactly what just happened here.