I like your style. I watch until the end of season 6, even though it was dumb as hell for the first 2/3, just so I can imagine it ending with Nancy in prison and the guys off living it up in Copenhagen.

Conrad was the most interesting part of that show. Well that and Doug simply because it was fascinating how anyone could so be such a highly functioning person in the midst of that degree of debauchery.

It’s all that Milf Weed.

I just did a rewatch and I forgot how awesome seasons 1-3 are because I was so angry about 5-8. 4 is meh. I got to season 5 in my rewatch and I stopped 2 episodes in.

You are watching Weeds correctly then, IMHO.

I totally get this! And I’m stealing “Botwin-ed” But you know that’s all on Jenji Kohan, right?

I still love Nancy. But that’s probably because when I re-watch Weeds I only watch through season 3, and pretend the whole damn thing ended with her puttering away from a fiery Agrestic on that Segway.

Selma Blair got Botwined for me right out of the gate. She was too good at playing the character in Cruel Intentions (and I was long convinced that character was meant to be mentally disabled) and I cannot look at her and see someone of normal intelligence, so every role since has been ruined.

She is very much her mother’s child!

Pixies don’t have pupils. That’s how you can tell.

John Waters needs to put this guy in his next movie.

America is bleeding! A bloody rainbow that mocks God’s covenant with Noah. As a naked Noah danced drunkenly while Ham laughed, so too will I dance naked and covered in ham. My Y is for Yahweh. My M for the MEN who can not feel His love deep in their bowels. My C is for Christ; May he fill your holes with his love. My…

This is so foreign to the United Methodist in me. In the event of zombie apocalypse, come on over to our covered dish supper!

If it was really a zombie apocalypse, you could steal the ones from the gym (hopefully you have one nearby) that generate power. You would never run out! You could have apocalypse movie nights at your house!

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

It’s not only a mormon thing though. There are lots of conservatives who think a “new world order” is coming.

Trying to sell treadmills?

“christianity’s #1 gay pride prophet”

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi

It’s a Brit thing.