I’m still holding out for this to happen again.

Yea, in my world, “tits” is a superlative, not pejorative.

I bet you disarmed him with your smile.

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

It’s a British thing, used to indicate someone’s slowness of wit. Example: “No, female ejaculate is NOT the same thing as pee, you tit!”

I’ve heard boob used to mean idiot. Not sure how to use tit. Maybe tit-wanker?

It’s got a certain Simone de Beau-va-va-voom.

It’s very common in the UK... eg: “You’re being a complete tit”.

See, I feel as though “she’s the tits!” Is a compliment. Like she's the bomb! I may start using this.

I guess tits are better in plural. :p

I have most definitely called someone a tit before. It’s kinda a silly one.

Every time I hear someone call a man a pussy I say “I’m sorry, but I’m pretty sure you meant to say weenie.” And then that usually leads to me quoting Betty White.

Don’t speak for me, k? Thanks. Anyone I’m going down on can call me boy all he or she wants.

Also, if I got a squirter on my first try, I think that would be the best confidence boost ever

William’s ex-gf penned a rather interesting reply on HuffPo where she called bullshit on his whole ‘I-was-too-good-at-at-it-so-she-squirted’ line.

“If every woman who’d ever been jizzed on wrong stopped sucking dick, well, there’d be a lot less dick sucking.” Exactly.

I always use this metaphor when having this conversation with guys like this dude:

My thoughts exactly.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.