Sadly, those were mine at 7 years old. I’ve been wearing a bra for as long as I can remember!

“I don’t get the violence revenge thing,” Cyrus told Marie Claire. “That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my titties out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”

Identical cousins and you’ll find they laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even denounce gun violence alike. You can lose your mind!

I work with a good friend of the Buzzfeed editor who tweeted “don’t pray. Push for gun reform.”

I thought you meant Children’s Hospital, the Adult Swim show, and I was about to go over the moon.

Rest assured that all of that is a lie.

I know a lot of idiots who have been posting this:

This pretty much says it all about this guy and his ilk:

Imagine how much better off we’d all be if instead of all this posturing about religious beliefs, and nonsensical rights of fetuses, everyone just helped people who really needed it.

I think we can expect his announcement to run in 2016 shortly.

Glitter mapping.

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

My mom calls Jon Stewart “Jon Daily”. Also, totally serious.

Someone doesn’t like Julia Roberts.

There’s something very 80’s pop Tiffany/Robin Sparkles about this, and it doesn’t make me mad at all.