Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Surely you've seen the majesty of "The Pickle Man" off Ponce, right?

"a Civil War reenactor who has been trapped on the L train for several years now"

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

oversight ALERT :

Off topic, that yellow text is making my brain cry. Do better, nerdwallet.

To get to the other side.

Gaston is Pornstache. Duh

ok. well that's enough of reading the comments for me.

The detective said the child's eyes and mouth were wide open.

Exactly. He was counting on pity fucks. He'll get some in prison I am hopeful.

From past stories like this, this type of death is about the worst you can inflict on a child. It's slow and horrific. The poor kid would never look "peaceful." It's a death I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. This is going to give me nightmares.

Oh dear. I literally just clutched my heart and started crying. That fucking bastard. I have a little boy (almost 2) and I just don't understand this. How could he knowingly let him suffer?

Why do I keep doing this to myself? I keep reading the updates on this story, making myself sick to my stomach, making my hands shake with rage and sorrow....this is so horrible, and like many, I initially extended my symapthies to this...creature...thinking it had all been a terrible mistake. Thinking that NOTHING…

I bet that for the last two weeks, with alla the outpouring of parental sympathy for him, he was probably thinking, "Yesss! Home free!" If he could make the death look sympathetic enough, hang it on heartstrings, less chance his extremely fishy behavior would be called to light.

Awful.

Dear Humanity,

Ugh. That poor child. It's too horrible.

Yup. I'd like to see if something like this could be arranged for both of them: