Seriously, droooooool.

He probably doesn't even use antlers in all of his decorating.

Wow, I can't believe they finally picked someone who is indeed one of the sexiest. I don't recall ever being like, "YEAH I AGREE" before. But yes to Alcide. Yes. If the sexiest non-bachelor is Jason Momoa, then I'll change my mind about their stupid PR lists.

Straw man fallacy. Learn to argue just a little bit better.

I've had more than a few female friends who have asked me for a loan to pay for their birth control. Proud, independent women who loathed asking for money, but whose circumstances just happened to be particularly shitty that month (car broke down, kid broke leg, apartment burglarized).

It's because if you get an IUD, she thinks she won't see you for another five years, and however will her clinic make money if you're not constantly visiting her office, switching birth control prescriptions trying to find one that doesn't suck balls?

I feel like you can't perform in Cabaret on broadway and toss around gay slurs in the same night.

At first I thought he had been arrested on stage mid-musical, and now I am sorely disappointed.

The Giles and Spike dynamic, once Spike was chipped, was always one of my favorites. I'll take a three-season deal, please.

Can we make this happen because I love Giles and I wouldn't be adverse to Spike popping in every now and then as well.

I would watch the fuck out of a Giles spin-off, so long as he is playing the guitar and singing 85% of the time.

He's such a muscular, hairy man, but the first adjective that comes to mind is "cute." I think it's his enthusiasm.

TWENTY YEARS AGO?

Yes, you are.

Awww damn. Here I thought Martin Short and B.D. Wong were finally going to make it official.

Steve sounds excited about it!

Wait. We're supposed to use shaving cream? ...oops