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Love me some Jon Hamm, he is just such a handsome man yet dang it he always looks so goofy in smiling pictures.

Nuh-uh, no way, no one cheats on Jennifer Westfeldt.

I was watching Gilmore Girls the other day, and Jon Hamm made a cameo as one of Lorelai's love interests for a hot second. I almost didn't recognize him, but then the jawline gave him away. For some reason, young Jon Hamm isn't as magnetizing as older Jon Hamm.

iPhone-as-pocket square. Love it.

dont do it JON !

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

THANK YOU. I've been patiently waiting for ANYONE to bring up the fact that "He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown" makes no sense, unless she means he put it into storage with a stain on it, without cleaning it first, which will destroy the garment, and eventually their relationship, because OMG BASIC LAUNDERING.

I'm

"I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened"

Best thing I happened to see on Tumblr today:

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

That's it. Outside.

Has there ever been a real evaluation of the impact of Accutane on patients?

Was it an open bar? Because that really would have helped. Helped me, anyway.

I want to go out with a glass of champagne in my cold dead hand.

That's the way to go...y'know if you're not doing a viking funeral.

I'm creeped out and amused at the same time. I'm glad her family honored her memory in a way that reflected who she was in life. That's a pretty awesome way to funeral.

And he will look EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE ALWAYS HAS.

My main issue with the pre-chewing thing is that at least 9 times out of 10 I'd forget to pass it over and just eat it myself.

My baby marinated in thai food and sauerkraut.