Yeah, my boyfriend (who's been a parent for more than a decade) was like, "I don't know if you're qualified to write a parenting book until you've proven that you've raised not-a-murderer."

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

RE #2 — I know an Elimination Communication (will never get old) mom, and I think it's hilarious that she believes her nanny is actually letting her kids crawl around bare-assed peeing all over the floors all day while she's at work. That lady is bringing diapers from home and doing a 5:15 garbage chute run or my…

The text on the website is so beautiful in it's poor translation.

For the final season of True Blood this is all I want to see. Nothing else.

Gawd and Lawd have mercy...Alcide (Joe Manganiello) is everything. I didn't even see anyone else.

All that matters is Alcide's ridiculous hotness. Woof.

From what I've personally experienced, and read on Dan Savage, is that boys tend to have the opposite problem. They masturbate so hard and furiously, with such a tight, dry-ish grip, that when said dick actually encounters actual vaginas, which are soft, wet and have nowhere near the choking power, they actually can't…

I wonder sometimes how many guys have issues figuring out how to masturbate or getting themselves to orgasm, but don't feel comfortable talking about it because we have this cultural narrative about how that stuff is supposed to just come naturally to guys.

I don't remember my first time, but I do remember the first time my mother caught me at it, at the age of 5... she flipped out and told me that it was "bad" and that I should "never do it again". Later at Sunday School we were told the same thing, and that "God was always watching us". Too bad for her, and them, it…

If we stopped treating human sexuality as if it were something deviant and shameful...

"... be far less likely to give herself away sexually ..."

question: if you would buy your teen daughter a vibrator, would you buy your teen son a fleshlight?

Sex for One: The Joy of Selfloving [Betty Dodson], I discovered this wonderful book in my late 20's. I gave a copy to my daughter when she was 12. I believe self knowledge is a must for all girls.

In one of the teaser documentaries for this season (yes I watched it, I'm a nerd) one of the writers noted that all the previous seasons have the 9th episode apex, but that this season would have 9th episode-style action in a lot more episodes. Of course, that's what they *would* say in a documentary meant to get…

Oleanna with the contents of Ser Dontas's mother's necklace, from the neck of Sansa, at the wedding table.

Who said Penis leech don't work? :3

Now, who else is on the list? Balon? I guess he is too old to rape himself a wife?

I like how it basically proves that "shoving views down peoples throats" and "having opinions I don't agree with" are the same thing.

I would have died. Honestly. HOW did you keep from laughing?

NIPPLES!! Thank GOD it doesn't have nipples! Nipples mean it feeds infant others of its kind!