Ummmm... my heart would literally explode out of my chest in happiness. Literally. It would baffle doctors, but it would happen.

They're always for specific shows, but they do keep track of multiple complaints. I always just claimed my wireless network had been hacked, but then I moved and decided to stop torrenting because two hackers in two separate locations would stretch the bounds of credibility, and fucking monopolist bastard Comcast is…

So Westeros is Carcosa now? Who's the yellow king?

totally agree but that death was too painful

Thankfully Burt Macklin, FBI, is on the case.

Change approved!

Maybe I just know too many couples who lived lives then found their way back to each other later, but I don't mind the Ted & Robin pairing. The real problems with the finale? No Robin Sparkles and not enough Patrice.

I liked it too. I thought Ted & Robin ending up together made Ted's season 9 story line make sense.

For fuck's sake, if you don't like the perfectly valid happy ending that HIMYM had on Monday, go and write your own ending. In that one, everyone gets ponies! Barney settles down with three women! Colonel Blake's plane does not crash in the Pacific! Omar lives! Tony shoots down the guy in the Member's Only jacket…

All the butthurt HIMYM fans just make me think of Stephen King's Misery.

He will no longer be right here waiting for her.

I loved the HIMYM ending. I think it ended just the way it should have. But good way for them to sell season 9.

I'm pretty sure I rewound that part on the VHS tape about eleventy-scrillion times.

Um sure whatever.

I've been rocking the "sides and undercarriage only" wax for years too. Actually almost done with lasering this way (and I definitely get side-eyed by the technician every single damn time). But it is definitely cleaner and more comfortable—not just for sex but for that time of the month and other feminine health…

Me too. I get rid of the "undercarriage" and whatever would hang out of a bathing suit bottom, but keep the hair on the mons (although I do trim it). I don't like the totally bare look but do like to groom a bit. The bare labia feel nice against underwear and when I'm getting oral, and it also alleviates the fluids…

Maybe @katedries will let me write ethnographic accounts of my vulva's various cross cultural encounters for Jez. David Attenborough voiceover very much included.

I'll give you that. I have mixed feelings about the aesthetic, but the sensory experience is grand.

As I read this, especially the last sentence, I winced and held myself. Ouch!

Dude, I am crying in second-hand-pain sympathy for you, over here. God. Damn.