I picked that one up too. From E.T.?

Oh man, that’s joining my repertoire. Right there next to twat waffle.

Wonder what republican candidate she’ll wind up touring around and campaigning for? Joe Six-pack ain’t got nothin’ on Kim Davis.

I was about to object to this, but then remembered that whenever I travel outside the metro-Atlanta area of Georgia it’s the same damn thing.

This may be true. I can only speak of the ones I was raised in.

So wouldn’t leaving said baby in the car on a boiling hot day constitute... failing?

I had an incredibly realistic looking baby doll (this was in the mid-80s) that was creepy as hell. It wasn’t even a pretty baby. There were boys and girls, complete with realistic genitalia and belly buttons with the hanging-off-umbilical-cord-thingies (can you tell I’m not a mom?)

We childless harpies only have ourselves to blame. NO GRANDBABIES FOR YOU!

I once thanked a police officer for giving me a speeding ticket, and didn’t realize it until he was walking away and my friend was like, “Did you just hear yourself?”

Can I still keep the f-bomb?

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

Battle Royale: Santa (ooh, sorry, BABY JESUS) vs. the Great Pumpkin and the Macy’s Parade Turkey.

Not just her own. This woman is going to be set up for life by crowd funding. Hopefully, like George Zimmerman, she’ll be a laughing stock for the rest of her life, but I fear she’ll be held in higher esteem within Christian circles than that.

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER this is the best .gif of my life.

Of course she said thank you. This is the pinnacle of the grand publicity stunt she’s been working towards. UGH.

I’d watch that show.

Hush is SO GOOD. Also there’s a sick part of me that loved Normal Again and wished that were the series ender.

I was in my teens/early 20s during the first run, and was totally obsessed with Spike. Rewatched in my 30s, suddenly started having sex dreams about Giles. I suppose I’m ahead of my time?

I re-watched a year and a half ago and started seriously hating Xander. He was such a douche to Anya!

Heyooooo!