The roller skates! The plaid suit! Amazing. But my favorite part of that video is honestly just Colbert dancing around, because he’s fucking ADORABLE.

Truth be told, I’ve always envisioned heaven like Oz, think it was the streets of gold/yellow brick road connection that formed in my young mind. But even that sounds boring as hell. It was never an easy movie to sit through for me. :)

Dude, that’s basically bullying. Or at least emotional blackmail.

How the hell is this woman — and the other conservative Christians who feel their faith trumps the law — any different from the dreaded Sharia Law they all scream about? Isn’t that concept a group of people who hold the laws of their faith higher than the laws of the land? What is the difference exactly? The mind…

Yep. That’s called “Saved by Grace.” I’ve never been able to wrap my head around it either, and I was raised on it.

Ugh. Deathbed repentance just triggered a nasty memory for me. My dad had a business colleague who was Buddhist. An absolutely lovely, gentle man. I hadn’t seen him since I was in high school, and a few years ago heard from my dad that he had terminal cancer.

I remember being a kid and riding in the car with my mom who was listening to Christian talk radio. There was a preacher on talking about how he regularly met with Jeffrey Dahmer in prison before he died, and said that Dahmer had accepted Christ and was baptized. The whole show was about his redemption.

I just looked…

I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before, based on everyone who says it’s so old. I agree, it’s the most comprehensive list of Biblical hypocrisy I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. And yes, I looked up every single verse.

Perhaps. That’s a shitty catch-22, but an unavoidable one I suppose.

That’s awesome. Wonder if anyone’s already started one.

I was telling someone today who posted an article about her that I sort of wish the press would move on. All this publicity is just rewarding her stunt and making her a martyr. She’s going to have so many god damned kick starter campaigns setting her up for life.

“Intellectually incurious” is my new favorite phrase in the history of ever.

I’ve totally done that too. “You know, I was trying to escape a bad situation when I had the swallow tattooed on my right shoulder. Hmmm...”

Blame Kanye. Always blame Kanye.

My boobs ache in sympathy for her.

Ok, I’ll give you that. Though I don’t know that’s what most people would mean by “meaning.”

Not every piece has to have some super deep emotional significance. Sometimes people get tattoos because they think they’re pretty and they just want to get them.

Every time someone asks me “so, what does this one represent?” I feel like I’m letting them down by not having a sob story behind it. But basically, it…

First note, all I could see was Titus Andromedon.

Oh hi, I think you’re me.

I’ve never really grasped the logic of the “good guy with a gun” way of thinking. In Aurora, when someone stood up and opened fire on a movie theater, would a handful of bystanders that were packing really have saved the day? Or would it have turned into Wild West-style mass chaos, with even more casualties? In…