Fuck you Mr. Burke.

You're right, Barry. Saving a little dough will go a long way to helping a few kneady causes.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE HOUSE. WHAT IS THAT ROOM WITH ALL THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR? WHY IS THERE A BROKEN DESK IN THE OTHER ROOM? I NEED ANSWERS.

Does he know Daft Punk aren't actually robots?

Relax, his Twitter was hacked. BY JESUS.

Greetings, Deadspin readers.

COUNTERPOINT:

So, what you're saying is Romo choked and the 'Boys defense as well? Probably should have made that clear.

ALSO THIS : Tony Romo has thrown an Int 7 times in 4th quarter/OT w/ his team tied or leading by 1 possession, nearly twice as many as any QB since '06. -Per ESPN

Shows what you know. Dez Bryant left the field before the game was over. Ergo, all of these things were Dez Bryant's fault.

Explaining grape varieties and terroir to once a year wine buyers makes me want to harm someone. Turned this up on my way home.

Goodnight Sweet Prince

This is proof that fracking does harm peopl.

The butthurt is strong in this one...

Rodrick Johnson's semi-literate tweet is a good example of the "but they get a college education" argument holds zero water in the college player compensation debate. "aritcale"

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.