Ah, I'd heard about this new helmet. The SANCHEZ6. Not sure how reliable it is though.

If only there was some uncool device that protected one's head.

Should have been you, Joey Crawford.

Great, now Teo is going to have to face the media barrage about where in the world his girlfriend Carmen is.

"Get me the fuck out of here." -Teddy Bear

We buried Lennay at the 50 yard line. Right here. I swear.

'Alright Lennay, let me just throw my arm over you and get comfy and we can take a nap here til the draft starts.'