Pure coincidence, they were probably all watching Seinfeld, and the part when George finds the golf ball in the Whale's blowhole came on.

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

I'm easily the worst in the class every time I show up, but I'm learning.

Add a tapeworm and a limitless supply of cinnamon rolls and I'm in.

I have big boobs on a smallish torso already, which sounds fantastic to like 13 year old boys, but I'm also a runner and its annoying and I hate them.

God DAMN

Sure. But I'd like an incident like that to not then be treated in such a euphemistic way: ""You know, it was an experience of very extreme flow, but it was flow nonetheless, and it goes on. Now we know something and learned something.""

So, Earth — weird place, right?

Guy taken away "OH, so this is just a METAPHORICAL circle-jerk? My bad!"

The cult location is pretty close to me, and I've considered visiting just to mock it. But I don't want to get sucked in...

And if I were to crush that mosquito with my wrathful and sweaty palm, it was meant to be crushed.

And cleans up the by-product of a congregant's "very extreme flow"

i should tell you right now that i didn't even read the article.

So in a few years we'll be hearing the stories of abuse that will come out about this cult, right?

"If a mosquito bites you, that mosquito was meant to bite you," he explained.

Judging from the glazed over look in his eyes I'd say he's long past activating high vibes.

Two thoughts: Are we sure Willow Smith isn't his speech writer? And...I'd bet the 300 dollarsin my bank account that he's an anti-vax maniac.

No kidding! Learn 2 pants, Lauren Bans!

any connection to the religion that the mom of one of the bling ring girls (alexis neiers) practiced? on their reality show, they were always going on about the secret and claimed that it was at the center of their religion...

A muscular young man in yoga pants loose enough to hide a small toddler in each leg