I'd switch #2 and #3 but yeah, you nailed it. Anyone who says Thin Mints should not be #1 is wrong and should be banned from commenting and Girl Scout Cookies.

I still fucking use this line.

How can you not have fun in that outfit though? I'm the most dour party guest and even I'd be fun in that number.

Amber Rose won't shut up about what a whore Kim Kardashian is because she has beef with Kim's sister. Kim says nothing. Kanye finally stoops and responds with an admittedly non-creative "who is the real whore here?" comment. Amber responds by calling Kim a whore again. This is deemed a perfect "knockout" response.

I'm only #TeamAmber as she just came to Trinidad for Carnival and seemed to have a blast and it put our speck of a rock in the spotlight. Plus her shade is on point! (this from a frequent Kardashian defender)

I do not get how adult, sexually active women can also buy into the idea that the number of dicks you touch diminishes your value. It's shitty when men do it, but as a fucking woman how do you put up with that dissonance? This whole thing is making me way too angry.

After reading Gone Girl, I don't trust no broad that says she's a cool girl.

Team Everyone Involved Gets Spritzed With a Spray Bottle

rly?

yep, I gave $1k to attend the premier and after party. It was a fantastic experience.

I was...unsuccessful.

I'm gonna try "Let us fuck" tonight. Will report back.

Sometimes it takes the glimpse of how ridiculously happy you can be to walk away from how miserable you are.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

Similar story. Different man. Recent break up and the only reason he didn't trash the apt is I broke up with him in public and literally ran to my car, leaving him stranded in another city at least 30 mins away from our apt. Police were called and as my name alone was on the lease, he had to go. I had enough time to…

"I think she likes sex already."

Before even reading the article, this heading is everything. Erin, you're my inner goddess. *Bites lip*