Uh oh, sorry for having an opinion. Grow up.

I just. No. Okay. Um. *sigh*

I wish they made that striped tulip skirt in regular size as well! I would LOVE it! (And treat it nice and give it a good home!)

Rude.

Alas, the ol' "Do as I say on my public Twitter account, not as I do in the privacy of my hotel room with someone who isn't my husband" stance. +20 points for having the poor bastard stick up for you.

Me too :D

ROCK AND/OR ROLL!!!!

Why is he okay with only having one 't'?* And sending the herpes** of Arts and Crafts to enemies?? Doomed.

Ugh, all my friends dads looked like Steve Buscemi, or John Goodman, or even Jeff Bridges... basically it was like the Big Lebowski reunion whenever we had a school function.

Apparently, Chloe's mom has got it going on.

BRO. BRO. BRAH!

Please tell me Xbox is lumped under the TV category!!!!

United Airlines sucks, hands down. They managed to acquire Continental, who I never had any issues with and turn it into a shit show. I took a United flight from SFO to IAH back in September and I sat exit row so my stepdad would have a bit more leg room. I took the window seat and had condensation from the seal…

They should stipulate that this is GOOD sex twice a week. Not shit sex, and you all know what I mean by shit sex because when you read "shit sex" you had a flashback to the least intimate boinking in your life that actually left you more frustrated than you were in the first place!

Read this while eating mint chocolate chip ice cream. I think the fact that she stated more than once that it was just pumkin seed and no fecal matter made it bearable. I mean, I'm glad she's alive, but pumpkin ass-shards sounds more painful than gross!

I think i just dropped an egg.

Put penis in vagina, pump three times, baby. And AIDS.

Well, always travel in pairs and wear your Life Alerts! Then you may be able to relax at the spa! :)

*ding* NOAH. :(