Every day we get a little bit closer to watching Idiocracy’s ‘Ow my balls!’

An unmolested Integra is a rare find, but the price has been jacked way up on this. It’s worth $3000, tops. CP

Big step up from a FiST

I love mine. Except for all the times when I don’t and wish I bought a post-dieselgate GTI

Just get the WRX and start vaping, bro

Yeah and I wanted a Carver but it’s just not in the cards

Some dreams have to die. Paul Elio has moved his production target, the MPG (it wasn’t always “up to” 84), and cost numbers so many times that it is ridiculous to think that they will ever start production.

What? No one’s going to talk about how the Braves had a pitcher in 81 named Gay Perry? Missed opportunities guys

Dead on arrival. Bring back the original USA cast

Not to shit on the deal (because it is a great deal), but wrist-mounted blood pressure cuffs are less accurate than cuffs for your upper arm. If you are concerned about your BP, you should really go the accurate route.

Not to shit on the deal (because it is a great deal), but wrist-mounted blood pressure cuffs are less accurate than…

Well it should be $900

Just because a car is rare, does not mean its desirable. CP

NP. I have a soft spot for these cars, and it’s one good engine/trans-swap away from being fun to drive

Affordable car with a 0-60 in less than 4. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The biggest problem facing the Fiesta ST is that you can buy a Focus ST for not much more money. The FoST is a lot more car

Looks to be in great shape and the price is great, but I voted CP because I have an unending hatred of convertibles and most of the garbage GM churned out in the mid-00s

I still want it though. NP

The Carrera GT certainly slayed a lot of Paul Walkers with dry-rotted tires

Stealth. Speed all you want in a Buick and never get popped

CP. I feel like I don’t need to comment on this one, but here I am.