$50,000? No thanks, I’ll keep my WRX and just deal with the flat brim dude-bro stigma that comes with

There’s a guy in my neighborhood with an XSP Camry. He doesn’t like me very much because every time I see the car on the road, I can’t stop laughing.

2edgy?

Oh cool a Jeep Grand Cherokee

CP. Mods pricing. Wrong transmission.

Prime candidate for 3400 and 5-speed swap. NP

Barrett-Jackson “my car is rare so it’s worth a fortune” horseshit again. CP

Wasn’t this a thing like 10 years ago? I remember seeing lots of flashing brake lights on highways back then

Comedy Option: A 2011 BMW 335i with xDrive. Available with 6-speeds and 2 turbos. These sell in the upper teens with average miles, and you should have enough cash left over for a set of snow tires/wheels

Friend of mine had one of these convertibles(86 I think), 4-speed manual in red. With the 6 cylinder, it was actually pretty fast. Total piece of shit in every other way though. He paid $3k for it back in 1998

Pity the tire caps are so wonky. I like this system more than the stock one in my subaru

Pity the tire caps are so wonky. I like this system more than the stock one in my subaru

CP for project car hell.

Successfully ran from the cops in my beater Accord about 15 years ago.

Holy hell it’s an actual MB thing

“Keyless go”

The least-desirable 3-series with an aftermarket supercharger AND a load of misc mods? AND it’s rusting? AND it has 213k on the clock?

A 12 year old diesel Jetta-mino with a lien on the title?

Mods do not increase the resale value of your vehicle. CP

The VW Eos was kind of the same line of thought. A miserable failure, though