This is the kind of bit that has the potential to be gimmicky and unfunny

Oh shut up.

whoooshhh

In a secret dungeon, in utter darkness, a screen spasms to life. A hand is seen, and a balding head, slumped over the armrest of a satin divan.

Man, I hope he's dead.

The media are hoping this chase will have a tight end.

An Aaron Hernandez-themed circus? That sounds stupid. How can you have a circus without any rings?

Already posturing for a new contract? What a lustful jobmonster.

Here's me not posting a .gif of Capt. Picard masturbating to your comment.