Interstellar (which I loved)

I mean, this is a good confirmation but it was very clear to me that’s what he meant. To read it otherwise is to be very pessimistic, and that’s being charitable. 

*spittle flying off my greasy, jiggling chin*  PLAY TIL THE END! FOOBAW! I’M A MAN AND MY SONS ARE MEN!

I mean she sounds like a fuckin asshole.

Calling me hyperbolic is literally a war crime. 

Yeah these are irredeemable, vile people. Really deep-seated issues. 

Scrolling directly to the comments to say that I will never read this article. I don’t want to know how this game works. Playing this game (or even knowing it exists) is an unacceptable spoiler. I want to go to my grave anticipating but never experiencing this masterpiece. No further comment at this time. 

lol relax bud 

Maybe if he stops using racial slurs and doing antisemitic stunts his name won’t come up in the negative.  

This is certainly a blog.

These adults are all disgusting and should be barred from any underage sporting events. Absolutely sickening.

Yeah this is correct. They’re mutually exclusive issues. They can get paid and generate millions, just like professional athletes.

Yeah dude I hear you. It’s a nuanced issue. I think someone in your position likely has a little more faith in the system than others, and that’s certainly not something I blame you for or look down on. The problem is an remains the powerful and the unaccountable, not which side of this particular issue we fall on. 

I’ll engage you without trolling, because you have SUCCESSFULLY PROVEN TO ME that you have a sense of humor. 

Lol you fucking dork.

This whole comment thread is *chef finger kiss*. I may frame it. Congrats and my deepest sympathies to all involved, including me.

But you could relate to a guy who lives in a fictional alien planet and kills subterranean monsters with a chainsaw?

Just do King books as close-ended miniseries. Not everything has to be a film that can’t possibly include all the nuance, or a “reimagined” miniseries that extends a book to 5 seasons.

Maybe we should all get over the phones thing. Everyone has a phone. Let’s move on. 

He’s SUCH AN EMBARRASSING DIPSHIT OH MY GOD!