I’m not voting for any of these bland, centrist candidates.

Im so brain damaged from the internet, I had to think a while to place that image. I was like “what is Deadspin doing, I don’t get the joke here”, and then it all came flooding back.

I always wonder, do people like you know how they’re perceived by others, in their personal lives? Is there any awareness of what’s likely being said (even by your friends/family) when you’re not around? It’s fascinating to me, the set of circumstances, traumas, and personality traits that make someone like this…

What are you like in real life? Just absolutely pathetic by any metric?

Lol everyone who has a high paying job thinks they’re a fucking visionary. They’re usually just a schlub who stuck around long enough and kissed the right ass.

I’m with Russ here.

I agree with you, but maybe take your own advice you big angry baby.

Give the Hockey Players samurai swords and restore honor and toughness to the game. 

Gamers having another normal one, being mad about things worth being mad about.

Relax

No they are enemies 

Sounds like you have larger ideas about online interaction. Maybe the internet isn’t for you.

Lol sounds like you have a lot to be proud of.

Twitch is the monetized realization of everyone’s memory of sitting in a room playing through a game with their friends/siblings.

Spot on.

Cohh is a great dude and a super professional streamer. Sub to his channel.

Idk why she triggers all of us more than any of the thousands of other amoral, corporatist Democratic ghouls. 

I took it upon myself to record every conversation I had with the paramedics, take time-stamped notes on my phone, and repeatedly ask for a lawyer.

Okay this comment was bad and has been adopted by the wrong people and should be deleted. Sorry everyone. 

Christians are bad