I do like getting into flame wars with pedantic, socially awkward anime nerds, so maybe. 

Are you Comic Book Guy?

Reading that DR tweet and the conversation that follows is like a zen koan, it completely wipes my mind of conscious thought and allows me a fleeting moment of peace and clarity.

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For those who have not seen it, please watch Devilman Crybaby. The end is so aggressively insane that it cannot be overstated. 

Did you enjoy the “pronouns are silly” comedy set?

Lol I remember watching this back then and thinking “wow, this is weird on several levels.”

Do you think if you’re nice enough to Elon on the internet you’ll get a job?

No, on second thought, I would probably write stuff like this about bad people I didn’t like if I had A Blog.

I’m sure these people are ghouls, but this is just a weird post. 

Get fucked dweeb.

lol you’re such a coward. grow a spine you hack.

Maybe fighting is bad. 

I think they must have meant it to be the kind of tongue-in-cheek, ironically mean-spirited celebrity commentary we see all the time, which is more a send up of our celebrity-obsessed culture than a commentary on the actual celebrities, but they completely shit the bed and just made it actually mean and racist. A true…

I would prefer something else, but instead of playing something else, I won’t play this and won’t play anything. I will hold my breath until mommy gives me cookies. 

Lmao the gaming equivalent of the twitter reply guy, the “thanks I’ll pass” guy.

Deadspin Comments: America’s No 1 Eli Manning fan site.

It’s almost as though the guy with the blue hair who plays fucking fortnite professionally is a toxic, emotionally immature piece of shit. That would be a huge surprise if true. 

Why do we find this celebrity couple to be so offensive? To be clear, I definitely do, and I don’t know why. Can someone help me?

Acknowledging that we’re all attorney dads is like making eye contact with another guy in the champagne room.