Go literally anywhere and order a vodka martini and they’ll make you what I’m thinking of. Your rules are meaningless as rhetoric and practical advice.

You’re wrong.

Gin is a disgusting fucked up liquor. It’s bad in any cocktail and especially by itself. It’s like drinking floor cleaner.

You could...read the book?

If the Missy Elliot song isn’t the opening and closing music I have zero interest in this show.

It turns out its man.

I’m glad you acknowledged that the problem isn’t him getting an “easy” prison term, but that Kalief Browder and millions of others serve inhumane time.

This is a very funny post but I anticipate an absolute horror show in the comments.

Who isn’t in love with Mina Kimes. I dare anyone to claim they’re not.

word of advice - the side quests are fun but you can burn out on them like i did (I am a compulsive “all side quests first” player). You should avoid this because the campaign stories ARE SO SO GOOD OH MY GOD. So long as you’re somewhat appropriately leveled, xp doesn’t matter much. Also the gear, while cool for…

Gothalion made a great point in one of his streams - it’s called “Sea of Thieves”. The game is about thieving no good pirates. Trolling, backstabbing, griefing, all part of it.

This blog is the correct take on this ending. It was ambitious, fun, maybe a little unearned. Strong game all around.

I am extremely here for Jessica Chastain as a gender swapped Sinister. Extremely, very creepily here.

I love when someone chugs their beer and dives in to the shallow end of the Bad Take pool.

Ronda - can you talk about the singularity?

Mine would take a shot of tequila and a slug of pickle juice most mornings. He’d also frequently miss with his drill and gore his hand, or smash it with his hammer. He bandaged himself with duct tape. He also let me drive his stick shift pickup, on the highway, at age 10. We didn’t live in the country.

Lets not also forget we’re talking about a man who has tens of millions of dollars and has secured for himself at least ten million more, and that criticizing anyone for earning ten million when they may have been able to earn twenty is why everything in the world is the way it is.

Lol get fucked you piece of shit.

TL;DR - Bungie’s visionary work comes with a large serving hubris and arrogance, this time it blew up in their face.

I’m going to reply with this post whenever someone laments a digital media property folding.