*Applause*

The strength these guys have is absolutely nuts.

Odds on a sub 8-8 season? 100%?

My parents are visiting NYC and want a particular kind of cuisine. I can take them to a place with good ambiance and meh food, or excellent food and a shitty scene. Not sure if they want the food or the experience around the food. Thoughts?

This post title makes me unreasonably angry so good work and have a great weekend.

I want to see fat asari.

She was kind of an asshole, others have been assholes and will be assholes, we will write, read, and comment about it on the internet, the sun will swell and cook the earth, the universe will expand and cool.

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

UFC Star Helps Child, Insults Mother

BURN

It depends how mad Tom Skerritt is

K.

What could possibly motivate you to write this post? What is it like to be Mad Online?

I like you Ashley. Having said that, have you ever considered... *dies*

Bummer, I hope someone emerges to lead a realistic progressive party.

Ha! +1 unique sparklepony

Not zany enough.

Skipping to the bottom to say The Hike is excellent and all of you fat bastards should read it immediately.

Props to the person who filmed this and sent it to the news.

Hey everyone, just FYI you still have to go to work on Monday.