Well, we’re not exactly hiring our best and brightest as police.

Wow - lets see - probably when the Cavs won the 2016 Championship.

N O W A N D F O R E V E R

I bet you have really bad parents, like real pieces of garbage.

Eat shit you fuckin dweeb, everything is wrong. Happy 4th of July, hope you have a good weekend.

Do you think there is any feasible scenario in which you could get away with an iPod playlist in lieu of a DJ/band?

*Show pending*

We should go back to parchment and candlelight, apps won’t save us.

This whole game was designed for try-hards.

Oh man, going offensive with Reinhardt and getting multiple kills feels so much better than with any other character.

Seven year custody battle over a 10 year old kid? These sound like very good and mature adults.

Lol this country is so fucked.

There was a backlash? WTF? I thought it was universally beloved.

“in a structural sense”

YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWWW

You’re right but empathy, nuance, and thought are not a big part of American justice.

Fuck you. Torbjorn is the best. Idk why all the salt over him.

Ellie you are excellent but this isn’t Trump-ey enough. This is written as you imagining Trump doing silly things (which is funny!).

Thanks for this. I hate movies and people and everything. The only truth is cynicism, you can’t fool me, I’m the smartest.

It’s a social MMO shooter.