Alan Wake sucked. It’s the only game I’ve ever returned. I played for about 3 hours and took it back to gamestop (at a loss).

Is “Whatever Man” Scocca?

*applause*

I love booze but why would you ruin delicious soda with gross vodka?

I loooove the Division, and think that endgame complaints are mostly from lunatics who have 300 hours to play in the first week of availability, but this loot system and incursion are stupid and broken.

Oh god look at KC.

We are all Sandoval.

Nice.

That link in your little profile at the end to preorder your book goes to an error page. Pls send one free book as compensation. You choose the book.

HA!

I also use like 1/2 of a roll per shit, idk.

That doesn’t make biological sense. Are you a robot?

This guy gets it.

You start wiping in a sitting position and slowly stand more erect as you remove additional shit in subsequent wipes, so that at the end you’re standing up straight, clean as a whistle and ready to beat the world.

Freddie I’m a fan but this is a little too Freddie even for you.

WELL THIS WAS FUN FOR AWHILE. TOO BAD WE’VE NOW MOVED INTO THE TROLLING PHASE.

so far so good

I played Alan Wake for like 45 minutes and then sold it back to gamestop. That’s how stupid I found it, I actually took a loss to get rid of it.

He’s not wrong

Haha what a bad and inappropriate physical appearance she has haha