I want some popcorn from a popcorn cart. Sounds amazing.

This season is very good and everyone else is wrong.

Everyone in this comment thread is an American Hero.

Yes, and Birdman could whoop his ass. Therefore Birdman>Batman/Superman.

I’m sure he’s a good guy. He fucked up really bad and won’t just say “hey - sorry”.

Its weird and stupid and a little paternalistic/immature.

maaayyyybe deconstructing a White Savior isn’t like the worst thing to ever happen in literature?

Hey cool another rock with no aliens sweet.

A guy had sex with kids at that school.

where do i get hookers? like really good hookers.

from brutal the brutal weight cut.

Yes, need a clear exit path after we slam into the fucking ground at 400 mph and explode.

I can hear it.

So which one of you is going to buy that outfit?

I started reading this seriously you fucking fraud.

Congrats to the Deadspin staff for paying off whatever debt they owed this guy.

Mexican announcers announcing anything gives me chills.

Get bent dweeb.

the ankle bracelet and kumquat ones are, for whatever reason, the creepiest and weirdest.

You fucking idiot.